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Friday, December 15, 2017   (0 Comments)
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Ring Ring:


VP of Engineering Firm: Hey Jim, it's Sr. Vice President of 200+ person, 10+ office, multi state consulting engineering firm. I see you left big firm and are working for small firm, just wanted to touch base and see how thing were going and see if you wanted to run our survey operations out of our "blank" office.

Surveyor: Well, I'm flattered, and it is a nice looking opportunity, but that is like a 90 minute commute from my house and I'm not really interested in moving at this point and that commute would beat me to a pulp.

VP of Engineering Firm: Thanks for the input...If we were to relocate our operations in your state, where could we put it that you would consider driving to?



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